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I like those quotes that you can not believe you just heard. One of my favorites:

"The only way that girl is coming back to you is if a blast of seamen catapults her through the window, across the street and into this apartment." Made funnier to me, by the fact that Meg Ryan is delivering the line.

So what is your favorite movie quote?

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"Get it straight, buster. I'm not here to say, "please", I'm here to tell you what to do. And, if self-preservation is an instinct you possess, you better fucking do it and do it quick. I'm here to help. If my help's not appreciated, lotsa luck gentlemen."

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"You know there was a time that I wouldn't hurt a fly. Then the Borg came and they showed me that if there is one constant in this universe, it's death. Afterwards, I began to realize that it didn't matter. We're all going to die sometime. It's only a question of how and when. You will too, Captain. Don't you feel time gaining on you?

It's like a predator; it's stalking you. Oh, you can try and outrun it with doctors, medicines, new technologies but in the end, time is going to hunt you down... and make the kill. "

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Creedy: Defiant to the end, huh? You won't cry like him, will you? You're not afraid of death. You're like me.

V: The only thing that you and I have in common, Mr. Creedy, is we're both about to die.

Creedy: How do you imagine that's gonna happen?

V: With my hands around your neck.

Creedy: Bollocks. Whatchya gonna do, huh? We've swept this place. You've got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns.

V: No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer be standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.

I couldnt make up my mind on my "favorite" but they are both in here. The first line and last line made by V.

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"And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!! Alba gu bra!"

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

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NAKED LUNCH- Bill Lee

“Did I ever tell you about the man

who taught his asshole to talk?

His whole abdomen would move up and down,

you dig, farting out the words.

It was unlike anything I ever heard.

Bubbly, thick, stagnant sound.

A sound you could smell.

This man worked for the carnival,you dig?

And to start with it was

like a novelty ventriloquist act.

After a while,

the ass started talking on its own.

He would go in

without anything prepared...

and his ass would ad-lib

and toss the gags back at him every time.

Then it developed sort of teethlike...

little raspy incurving hooks

and started eating.

He thought this was cute at first

and built an act around it...

but the asshole would eat its way through

his pants and start talking on the street...

shouting out it wanted equal rights.

It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags.

Nobody loved it.

And it wanted to be kissed,

same as any other mouth.

Finally, it talked all the time,

day and night.

You could hear him for blocks,

screaming at it to shut up...

beating at it with his fists...

and sticking candles up it, but...

nothing did any good,

and the asshole said to him...

"It is you who will shut up

in the end, not me...

"because we don't need you

around here anymore.

I can talk and eat and shit."

After that, he began waking up

in the morning with transparentjelly...

like a tadpole's tail

all over his mouth.

He would tear it off his mouth

and the pieces would stick to his hands...

like burning gasoline jelly

and grow there.

So, finally, his mouth sealed over...

and the whole head...

would have amputated spontaneously

except for the eyes, you dig?

That's the one thing

that the asshole couldn't do was see.

It needed the eyes.

Nerve connections were blocked...

and infiltrated and atrophied.

So, the brain couldn't

give orders anymore.

It was trapped inside the skull...

sealed off.

For a while, you could see...

the silent, helpless suffering

of the brain behind the eyes.

And then finally

the brain must have died...

because the eyes went out...

and there was no more feeling in them

than a crab's eye at the end of a stalk.”

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@BraddersTheDog I can't tell you how many times I've seen that movie. That flic is a solid top 10 for me and I've watched A LOT of movies in my time. It is amazing how many movies you can fit into a 1 year deployment to Africa!

A top film.

youtu.be/x7QhUL8NUK4

That's my favorite movie quote, hands down.

I think I'll be waiting for the Xbox.. :(|)

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I think I'll be waiting for the Xbox.. :(|)

I have NO idea how my movie quote became an advertisement for Playstation 4.... I don't even LIKE the fucking playstation.

Let me try this again.

HERE is my favorite movie quote. Kinda ruined the joke now, though, with that whole Playstation 4 fuck up thing.

THANK YOU, SONY PLAYSTATION 4, FOR FUCKING UP MY JOKE! I APPRECIATE THAT!

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I think I'll be waiting for the Xbox.. :(|)

I have NO idea how my movie quote became an advertisement for Playstation 4.... I don't even LIKE the fucking playstation.

Let me try this again.

HERE is my favorite movie quote. Kinda ruined the joke now, though, with that whole Playstation 4 fuck up thing.

THANK YOU, SONY PLAYSTATION 4, FOR FUCKING UP MY JOKE! I APPRECIATE THAT!

I thought you were just showing how excited you were about PS4 in a strange sort of way.

Oh, and that video is fucking disturbing. :))

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